Captains log September 1 1777


So there I be sailing the seven seas and me anchor chain breaks. A hearty search finds me neigh but a chain made O blocks. So in need was I that me first mate Mr Briggs rigged it up an tossed it twards thar sea floor. Twas at this er time that thar sudden stop o me ship caused a mighty cry, land ho. A quick look see wit me spyglass and the largest lizard I ever did spot was strolling thar far shore. Shiver me timbers says I, fo that thar beast must be thar legendary Komodo dragon. Me crew set off in our humble dingy and approached the land beast. I with my chain O blocks mounted the great beast and rode into the sunset.